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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

bara-ganondorf:

EXCUSE ME SIR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bara-ganondorf:

EXCUSE ME SIR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

haydensmub:

The artwork of Nintendo characters as they appeared in the Japanese video for the New Nintendo 3DS.

*More characters appeared in the video, but they didn’t have full artwork on the official website.

lol i was gonna say, excuse me but WHERE is my hipster bowser??????

kennymccorm1ck:

My favourite thing to see today. MAJOR props to this amazing person!

hm. not as horrifying as i thought

kennymccorm1ck:

My favourite thing to see today. MAJOR props to this amazing person!

hm. not as horrifying as i thought

naughtyvixens:

naughtyvixens:

i’m having a giveaway!  all you have to do is reblog this post to enter.  (if my handwriting is too messy just click the pictures)

the winners will be chosen at 11:59PM EST on wednesday, oct 15th

  • YOU MUST BE OVER 18 TO ENTER.  THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.  if i find out that you are younger than 18 i am disqualifying your dumb highschool ass.  in fact please do not follow this blog at all if you are underage.
  • your askbox must be open and you must be comfortable giving me both your address and your real name!  i’ve held giveaways before where prizes have come back to me in the mail because the recipient wouldn’t give me their name and the postal worker was confused as to how an envelope addressed to t3r3z1pyrop3ssaucyleftnipple had ended up at their house.  this is shitty and disappointing for everyone involved.
  • must be following naughtyvixens, since this is a follower milestone giveaway.  if you reblog to a sideblog, just pm me the name of the sideblog you’re using
  • reblog as many times as you want, idgaf
  • if you win and you don’t respond to my message (or respond with incomplete information — e.g., missing your name or zip code or what character you want) within 48 hours i’m picking a new winner in your place
  • international is a-ok

in addition, i have no idea what is in most of this candy.  so if you have any sort of food allergy, please do not enter.

best of luck, and thanks for following!

might as well advertize this again while im at it

welltris:

Wanted to try drawing raspbeary's Baby Baphomet and ended up drawing him a bunch of friends too. Demons, in order, are Baphomet, Moloch, Adramelech, Furfur, Behemoth, and little baby Stolas.

I realized im missing something vital today and it kind of really hurt to realize that it’d been missing for so long and I’d just been so able to ignore it…I’m missing that person I can turn to that isn’t part of all this craziness of day to day life. Kind of like…I’m missing a best friend. The last person had like that just…idk. Things just went all wrong everywhere and he’s gone now. And I’m so so lonely and…I don’t know what to do. All I do know though is I’ve got to keep smiling and keep going cos no one’ll wanna hang if I’m just a big downer haha. Just needed to vent I guess.

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

tallwhiteman:

Krillin’s signature move

tallwhiteman:

Krillin’s signature move

jonesypop:

Kiki’s Delivery Service!